It’s just something us guys need to do. But it doesn’t mean we like it.
We’d much rather walk around in a singlet, tracky dacks and runners all day.
Not constantly adjusting collar and worrying about our sweaty pits in a tight, hot, uncomfortable shirt.
Does a shirt really matter?
All that first impression gibberish:
You never get a second chance to make a good first impression.
A well dressed man is the best accessory a woman can have.
Dressing well being a form of good manners, according to Tom Ford.
Yada yada yada.
Someone give me a no fuss shirt please!!!
If we have to wear a damn shirt. Please don’t make us:
Hang it pedantically.
Scrub burger juice stains off it like our life depends on it.
There’s more to life than a shirt
Like playing golf with the boys.
Taking the kids to cricket.
Learning what makes a good brew.
Figuring out how to keep our better halves happy (happy wife happy life apparently, though we know that’s not quite true).
In short: Life is too short to waste it thinking about shirts.
But I still need to look good, society tells me.
So go on, just give me a low fuss shirt that never goes out of style and get on with it.
I’m out for drinks with the boys tonight.